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Feb 9

DIA: The Devil Rides the Trains

Enough track to get to Moscow

I've lived in Denver all my life. I remember well when the airport (DIA) was being built, and I have never seen such paranoid drivel in all my life, as the stuff I've been gleefully exploring this afternoon. Much of it is years old, but some was posted as recently as last August.

Denver International Airport, 4th busiest in the U.S., 3rd largest in the world, renowned when it was built for its inefficiency, distance from town, high landing fees and failed baggage system, is now one of the top-rated airports for on-time flights, and rated a favorite with business travellers in 2005, and was named the best managed airport in the U.S. in 2002. The odd roofline is supposed to either evince visions of teepees or mountains, depending on who you speak to.

That's just the part you see up close, though. What you don't see are 8 sub-basements, low- and high- frequency sounds that make people sick, air vents jutting out of the surrounding barren acres of fenced lots that have barbed wire along their tops - pointing in. Whole buildings that were constructed below ground level and then buried as is, the excuse being they were "built wrong". An entire runway constructed, then buried under a layer of dirt and "forgotten". The layers of workers and companies who were fired so no one would have a Big Picture. And workers even reported seeing Aliens working there. Are you rolling your eyes and going, "Oh sure..Nazis? Aliens, too huh? CRIPES". Well, I have to admit when I got to that part I did, too. But there's a lot of credible stories about a lot of documented things, so we can start there. With the dead babies and buried buildings. As far as Reptilian NWO and Nazis...I'll mention it...ok? As far as the place being something Not Right Under There...

Secrets of Denver International Airport

Was there corruption? Yes. Were officials paid off? No one was ever convicted that I recall, but probably, yes. Are there secret Masonic symbols embedded in the floors? Yeah, right. Is there a runway that was built, then abandoned and buried? Not quite - at least not yet. Sub-par concrete and rigged concrete stress tests by one crooked contractor means that runways are checked twice daily for deterioration, and they're expected to last only half as long as they were supposed to. 

Are the runways laid out in the shape of a swastika, in order to garner power and energy from the mysteriously symbolic Aryan "Black Sun", and thus reconstitute the new world order in the designated western headquarters, Denver? Oh, pu-lease. (They're actually laid out in a pinwheel formation, which "allows independent flow of aircraft to and from each runway without any queuing or overlap with other runways. Additional runways can be added as needed, up to a maximum of 12 runways." - WP)

No, wait - the Queen of England is buying up all the land surrounding DIA, because the U.S. is still a secret colony of the UK! Oooo... the United States Corporation has sold your body as stock to bankers in Switzerland to bail us out of the Great Depression in 1929! Rich people are preferred stock, you regular people are common stock. The Queen of England owns your ass, ya'll!

Ok, now stop laughing you guys, because you haven't heard the worst of that one yet. (Start the video at 3:00) The lecture begins: There are two types of law in the world, civil law, which is the law of the land, and maritime admiralty, which is the law of the sea. Now, when you're born, you're launched, so to speak, out of your "mother's water" and "down the birth canal", and the "doc" has to sign a "birth certificate" (equivalent of a certificate of manifest, when a ship leaves the "dock"... ) and so you're therefore a "product of maritime admiralty law. Don't stop the video - keep watching, to learn how the government can only control you if your name appears all in uppercase, but if it's in mixed case letters, they can't legally control you... 

Well now, that was amusing, but back to DIA conspiracy theories.

Was the computerized baggage system at DIA an engineering failure? Absolutely - one of the most spectacular ones ever misconstructed! In fact, I think there was a "Modern Marvels" style "engineering disasters" documentary done about it. It's one of those things that native Denverites just laugh at. It was ill-conceived from the start, and we all knew it. (Yes, that's where the corruption thing comes in.)

If you think about it, it's really no stupider than the "Star Wars Defense System" that Reagan dreamed up and Bush ordered built and keeps throwing money at, even though there's never been a single successful test of it done. We survived it, and United Airlines dumped the last vestiges of it three years ago.

Is it a civilian/alien detention facility, with fences and corrals perfect for holding thousands of humans, secret tunnels running to Cheyenne Mountain, Telluride (mountain home of the yearly jazz and movie festivals LOL) and other secret facilities, not to mention all the way to Montana? Through the Rocky Mountains, the Tetons and the Bitterroot Mountains? Get real.

I think I'll make up stories like that, and publish them online.

Oh, wait...

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