EOBHR

Entirety of Baseball History Replayed!

Love baseball.... but sick of the 3+ hour games  and all the pampered $10+ MILLION/YEAR players...while you now have to skip lunch every other day plus have also completely stopped changing the oil in, or servicing,  your family car just so you can pay for your MLB cable package?!?  Then you may need to use a healthy supplement to reduce or even replace the current 25% of your waking hours watching draggy baseball games, plus the unhealthy brain-warping diet of erectile dysfunction, gout water, automobile, beer, and insurance ads that accompanies them: YES YOU NEED to experience  the efficient, , never-boring, digest-sized baseball world  of EOBHR (The "Entirety of Baseball History Replayed" project)....Wherein a unique possible but not actual history of baseball unfolds in an unpredictable but totally plausible,  entertaining, fascinating, relaxing, mind-blowing, time-efficient way.  EOBHR is now replaying the 1906 season.  Each season consists of a 16 game per team regular season, followed by an NCAA-like tournament among teams that finish in the top half of their organizational unit's standings.   The tournament games count in team win-loss and also in player statistics.   Really, would you rather spend a year plowing  through the HARD-COPY, HERNIA/SLEEP-INDUCING,  NO-HOT-PHOTOS, HARD-COPY 500,000 word  TOME of Tolstoy's War & Peace -- or see a 2-3 hour movie of the same story, loaded with plenty of hot , blouse-ripping actresses -- hunky, ripped actors -- and colorful, head-banging violence??  EOBHR began the project on July 11, 2006 and has now replayed 1903, 1911, 1912, 1914, 1917, 1918, 1923, 1928, 1933, 1937, 1941, 1944, 1949, 1954, 1955,  1958, 1959, 1960, 1964, 1966, 1969, 1970, 1976, 1977, 1980, 1985, 1990, 1993, 1995, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008,  2009, 2010, 2011 & 2012 MLB seasons.  EOBHR staff hands-on manage both sides and records game details real-time as each contest progresses.  You can relive each game by reading the entertaining, succinct, picture-assisted, irreverent game writeups...  A few hours of occasional reading will enable you to relive an entire season in a plausible way that actually ADDS to your appreciation of real baseball by its presentation of surprising what-ifs.... AND IF YOU ENJOY EOBHR, YOU'LL  LIKELY BE IN NIRVANA  WHEN YOU  CUDDLE UP WITH THE SKUNKVILLE SAGA!!! The world's longest (well over 1,500,000+ words), most pictorial (5,000+ photos), with more than 1,000 archived episodes to enjoy...  funniest novel ever written in English or any other language, including Swahilian!.. Kirkus Reviews compares The Skunkville Saga to the works of James Joyce, Thomas Pynchon, & John Barth.  FONT>

<SPAN style="

6/21/15

DAY 10 EOBHR#38 1906 N.L.

'Crack that W.H.I.P.!'
Heinie Batch
P Homer Hiller Henry Hillebrand's 2 hits as batter matches his 2 hits allowed as winning P!!

DAY 10 EOBHR#38 1906 N.L.

Game 80

Cincinnati Redlegs (4-5/5th) 4-9-2

Philadelphia Phillies (7-3/T1st) 6-12-1

 

Game 79

1906 Boston Braves (2-8/8th) 0-2-3

1906 Pittsburgh Pirates (6-4/T3rd) 5-14-0 

Homer Hiller Henry Hillebrand ('4-H') was a Princeton-educated lefty who pitched all but 1/3 of an inning in his real MLB career in 1905-06, then probably switching to a more lucrative career that took better advantage of his Princeton education.

Homer Hillebrand's realworld lifetime record was a solid 8-4/2.51.  In addition to the 18 games where Hillebrand pitched, the versatile Homer played in 29 games as a non-pitcher, most of those in the outfield.  His lifetime real MLB BA was .237 in 137 at bats.

In this contest, H.H.H.H. (4-H.) pitches a 2-hit shutout against the meek Bravos, though walking 4 in addition (but fanning 5 as well), over 8 innings before being lifted.  Bucco reliever Mike Lynch pitches the 9th for the save.

Meanwhile, opposing starter Brave hurler Roy Witherup withers up early, allowing 11 hits and 4 walks in his 6 innings of pitching...But scattering these bingles and free passes enough that he leaves trailing 'only' 4-0.

And despite the one-sided Bucco 5-0 victory, Pittsburgh management and players have to be at least concerned about the 15 Buccaneers who were stranded (on some desert island, never to be seen again??). 

The hardly-known winner Harry Hillebrand adds to his resume in this contest by also going an excellent 2-3/BB/R at the platter.

'Wither up!'*

*Reminds me of DEVO song 'Shrivel Up!'   

 

 

Game 78

1906 Brooklyn Trolley Dodgers (6-4/3rd) 5-10-0

1906 New York Giants (3-7/7th) 3-12-0

This game starts well for the struggling Giants as ace starting P Red Ames fans the maximum six Trolley Dodgers in the 1st 2 innings, quite a feat in this primitive contact-hitting era.  Yet, Ames' magic has its limits, and the stalwart Giant hurler, whose real '06 season was shortened by a knee injury, eventually tires in the B8th. 

At the moment of the beginning of his late-game unravelling, Ames and the Jints are leading 3-2... Red having tied the game himself by ripping a 2-out score-evening single B6th to knot the game 3-3...And not only that, but Ames having as of the B6th accumulated an eye-popping 11 strikeouts to 2 walks in his mound work.

But in the B8th, sub RF Heinie Batch reaches on a slow-rolling jam-job single towards short, then Dodger 3B 'Doc' Casey bounces a seeing-eye single into left, mediocre hitting 2B Whitey (our nickname: 'Alpo-Man') Alperman  taps a weak hopper towards charging Giant SS 'Bad' Bill Dahlen, who barehands the roller... but Bad Bill's throw to 1st is a split-second late and a half-penny short (this IS 1906 after all).  Tie game, 3-3.

The Dodgers continue to exploit Ames' pitch count in the T9th...  2-hole-batting CF Billy Maloney ropes a leadoff double into the RCF gap tying the game 3-3.... Then little-used LF Patsy Donovan, in his 1st start, lines what proves to be the decisive single through the left side, and Heinie Batch takes his rare playing opportunity to loop a 2-out insurance single into LF.

Sub Heinie entered the game 1 for 6.... But with his batch of offensive baubles from this game, Batch now has 3 steals (in 3 attempts) and 3 runs in just 10 at bats in the replay!

Breaker Breaker... We gotta Batch of trouble here in the Apple 

 

  

 

Game 77

1906 St. Louis Cardinals (4-6/6th) 4-3-1

1906 Chicago Cubs (7-3/T1st) 8-11-0

The Cards (4-6) make the most of their 3 hits, scoring 4 runs, while the Cubs use 11 hits to score 8 runs.  So, while we can give the St. Louisians' offense a nod for their efficacy, we must also shake our head at their pitchers for providing the Cubs too many easy-to-hit offerings.

Plus the final score is misleading, given that the Cubs led 5-0 by the B2nd and led a healthy 8-1 T9th, when the Cardinals threw in most (3) of their tallies in the baseball equivalent of 'garbage time' in basketball, or BAS*KET, if you ever played that fine high-scoring NBA live-action, skilled simulation, with an actual ping pong ball serving as the basketball -- swishing through the net if you pulled the proper lever just enough...but not too much:  elsewise you might have to run down the ball maybe even into another room if you're playing in an open area on a hardwood floor!!

Slumping 5 for 32 HOF 1B great Frank Chance rips the go-ahead single T1st, then next Cub batter, slugging Cub C Johnny Kling pulls a 2-run triple down the RF line.... as from the beginning a win just doesn't seem to be in the Cards. Losing P Buster Brown sure looks like he should have stayed in the shoe business after this dust-up!  Cub starting hurler and CG winner Jack Taylor 3-hits the low-flying Cardinals, who at least are efficient, totalling 4 runs on their three base hits -- while the winners have to amass 11 safeties to safely double-up St. Louis. 

Sabermetrically-oriented Cardinals player:  'But  Skip!!  I just have a feeling our staff is going to Crack that WHIP and give the mess a slip next time!!'   

 
Calendar
«April 2024»
SMTWTFS
31123456
78910111213
14151617181920
21222324252627
2829301234

©2024 Delphi Forums LLC All Rights Reserved