Skunkville Saga Rumination

Unusual adventures & awkward situations & miscommunications seem to plague and/or delight an elderly couple who seem to know how to roll with the punches

The later lives of iconic residents in a nondescript American town. This blog novel currently has 2 MILLION words served up as 2,000 nail-biting quick-reading hard-laffing episodes, its 2,000,000 words more than ANY OTHER easily-obtainable novel. KIRKUS REVIEWS (see review on Kirkus site) compares SKUNKVILLE to the works of literary geniuses James Joyce, Thomas Pynchon, and John Barth. SKV Has attracted ~110,000 reader visits to date just on Delphi, plus an equally large number of additional readers on a diversity of other sites now no longer relied on by Skunkville.
Nov-17

A TOM OF CHANGES

A TOM...YNNAM:  SEY, ORB...I EVAH I SEY DEDICED OT POOTS NI RAYH YRRUF ELIHW OT EBIRKSED EHT DRIEWI! SEGGANHC TEHT DENNIPTAH YLNAIDROCCA OT EHT ELLIVKNUKS KOOB FO SDROCER....

TOM;  ' I'M A GUY NAMED TOM, just one of the dozens of smart, creative, talonTontoed peepholes with thet NAM OR  Other...like my close friend 'Martini' Olive Other the AweThora off Our DeedleDee Due known by in-crowders and ex-crowders as N(new).M(Misery or some pronounce or intwearmrpit the complex tittle or tittilater or tittywaitor title as  ).Ahh -- I mean as a meak tail and tale for FULLY LOCKED & LOADED GLOATING peepholes, mainly well-read but not....well, Red wimmen & mandrakes like most everyjuan(or juanita) Elsie  -- not necessarily..... brilliantine new (as in POV, not Aaage people hired by all viable firms & farms in readiness of 2007 GOING DOWN unlike any uther year ever, accordian to culturoyal exspurters around the werld as THE YEAR OF SKUNKVILLE AND accordianly: of GENERAL INSANITY, who in fact is preferred by both Democraps ('We just Demo new ideas...we don't actuarially put them in place & make them werk  --  What!!?? Are we suphosed to doo everything, even Dippidy DO???? WAIT!! Beforen ye run off with that 'poo'er quote to make us look bad
, what I realy mean is gallows and guywires kin cause energy crises....Crises!  Our  

TELLAW, HUNTER FORE THE HOUZE OF NWORB:  'BY THE RINGS OF SUSHI, DICEY TIMES ARE COMBING.....  ROLLING INTO VIEW....ROLLING ONTO THE FLOORER --  WEE MUSK PREP HAIR......!! --  WOULD YOU HAND MEAT THAT DIE THAT IS RESTINK BY YER TOW?!

ANDE:  'SHORELY, MY OCEAN IS FROTHERING FROTHER FRUM MY TOW THEN YOURER THIN FRUM YER JACK, JACK!'

TELLAW:  'YET T-LAW REEDS THAT ANDE!! OOW IS WEAK & MUNTHLY....  NUN THE LES...HERE!  TELLAW PROVES AGAIN SUPERIORITY OF ELAMS BY GRABBING BOTH BURNING ECID.... THEN CRYING YELOH TIHS!!  GNIDLOH ESEHT SECID SI EKIL GNIDLOH TOH LAOC DEBBARG MURF ECALP FO ERIF!!!  TELLAW TSUM WORHT ERIF OTNI YRD SDOOW YBRAEN!!!!!
ANDA:  !!ON OUY GNIRETHTILB TOIDI!!!!

MULCH MORON  OT EMOC!!!!

 
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