Skunkville Saga Rumination

Unusual adventures & awkward situations & miscommunications seem to plague and/or delight an elderly couple who seem to know how to roll with the punches

The later lives of iconic residents in a nondescript American town. This blog novel currently has 2 MILLION words served up as 2,000 nail-biting quick-reading hard-laffing episodes, its 2,000,000 words more than ANY OTHER easily-obtainable novel. KIRKUS REVIEWS (see review on Kirkus site) compares SKUNKVILLE to the works of literary geniuses James Joyce, Thomas Pynchon, and John Barth. SKV Has attracted ~110,000 reader visits to date just on Delphi, plus an equally large number of additional readers on a diversity of other sites now no longer relied on by Skunkville.
Jan-10

edna struggles UPDATED again&again&aga

...NOW Featuring BAYONNE NJ!!  partial update + sorry for long abxscents... whoant hatpin agin if I have my whey on a dalley basist!

EDNA, AS SHE STREWGLES INEXCESS VALIENTLY, HER BUSSTED BLOUSSE RIPTORN PROVOCATIVELY BY THE DENTSE BRAT-ISH HINDERBUSH-HECKS  that seem in tension, yet holey alive NAUtee' especially...though leaving heaving chubby bunghole-ing Walt alone in order to focus their disruptive, fien-dished  ploys on wonderously ('I shur wundir if those curvaceous Edna Brown-featured  'curbs' are as sdollid and real' as their seams seam to be...Toby!  ....  

The mulch taller than under-sized (at least heightwhizedled Browns strungling threw the TALL UNDER- EBUSHES & BRUSHES short-legginged SHE & WALT ARE  CUR-RUNTLY currentlree STRUG-HO!!-ling threw INHARVEST NEAL's JUST  'ROLLED' MAN SOHECAN LOOK OR GAWK AT HIZZIFE -- IZ ZIT REELY A LOTT LIKE OURS WUZ,SWERE? a Lot like he a lot REALLY, READ HURRS. ISN'T HIZWEAR NOW A LOT LIKE YOUR WEAR & TEARS CURRENT-LEE?!?! OAR AT LEAKST HOW YOU CA WHIRRN'T DISCOUNT HOWL YOU  2 GUYS  WHIIRED with those beanie propelters on yer miswshappened headzYOUR'S Wuzz??!!!???.....  WAL&T/EDNA CUM-CLAIM: NOT   AT  TALL -- IZ THIS  SUM  KINDA  SICK JOKETTE TO HI-LITE HOW SHAB-BLILLY WE BROWNS AND OUR READHERRS REEDHURS who haqve tried to CuMPAIRE WITH  LEGIT STARZs like MEDIA Howie....TO MARKET WALT'S LIFE JACKET (thestretch-able LIFE JACKET he's worn every day since he wus borned/delivered or spontaneously APPEARED OUT OF NO-WEAR (born naked)  ON E-BAYING OF  hound-likecoswoomers whooo whooo whooo LIKE NEW BAYONNE WARSH&SWEAR JERSIES....THE SPRY ELDER (NOW, BUT ONCE YOUNG TRANSITIONING OVER TIME...  WALT:  'If wewe cood jest stop all those daxned billions of CLUCKS fur a bit...THEN the whole whirled would gradually slow down to nurmal and we mighten all live forever or as slong as we wantered!!!'CUPPLE EVEN WILLING TO PECK OR CRAWL OR BARERELL-ROLLE THEIR WAY THRU THE CLOGG-ED MESS IF THAT'S WHOT!?? IT T-ACHES...FORTHE TWO TO REACH THEYAIR OB JECKYLTIFF OR TO HYDE NEHRUJACKIT BY SAHID'S 'EX' MARKETS THE SPODT..... 


 ....AS FAR AS 'BREAKING ON THRU TO THE UTHER SIDEREAL SIDE, WHERE WALCAREFULLY  CANPUKES THAT THEY WILL ENCONTER SHIMMERING SCREENS OR JAMMERING JACKLES EACH OFFLERING JNSTANT ACCESS TO THE INNERDS OF THE HOUWSZEWHERE THE SEAMING RINGLARDNERS & RINGLEADERS IF ONE CAN SAY THAT THERE IS RHYME, REASON, POINT, POTENTIAL OUTCOME TO THIS CORNFUSING EPICSODE  TO ANUTHER DIMENTIAN (GO BACK TO WHERE FROM WHENCE YOU CANED...And one other Thing: Never Return to Start ExPlooring A New Dimentian, or to foolishly try to ha ha! HAAAAA!! LIKE A  BROKEHEN WRECKORD TO RETURD TO WHERE YOU WHIRRED for a few wobbly moments as Beeflloorman?Beeforemn? BeeForeman?  REEFERAL Man??  ...BUT NERO A GAIN...JUST MORE PEEPLES LAUGHING ABOUT DUMB REPEATLING LIKE IDIOT ROWBUTS WHO NEED MAJOR OVERHAUL ON MICKANICKLE BRANES...capable of only rep eating of words that were made of food! RE-MAMBO THIT ONLY SHXTHEAD WOOD TRY DISASTRUSS IDEA FRUM BUTTUM OF CRAPPER  TWICET LIKE A BROKEDEN WRECKEDGOURD.....  THET'S RITE-AID....LIKET Pete & RePeat sxitting on a fence when Pete falls off and RePeat suggesticles that Pete repeat the SAME SUPER-LAME SPOTLIGHT DANCE TO AGAIN ENTRANCE THE GUARDS....USUERLY JUST ONE GUARD PER SHIFT ON A SKUNKVILLE HEIGHTS PROPERTY...and really the properties -- even in the Browns' older neighborehood -- while dilapidated with some outbuildings in a state of gradual collapde into a mess of rotted wood that attracts troublesome bad-tempered animuels & hobo squatters who seem to know bo diddley squat about proper appearance, landguage, morals, modern cure-alls, and common decentsy    Billion$ research has proven beyond any questionHon?  the witch you wood be repeating like a POINTLESSwreckered of lousy bad musick!!  And you comb! TO SURPRISE YER OPPONENTS whooooooTURN OUT! TO BE ANUTHER  TO BE Aunt Other of yer  NEXTDOORER  NEIGHBORES' (JIM & JILL JABBERLEE) of the  HEAVILY PURRTECTORATEDED LAWAN..  EDNUH & WALLETTTE BROWNED FRUM THE MIDNITE SUN, PANTING WITH OVEREXERTION & BLIND EXCITEMENT TO BE MEATING A NEWEL JIM OR JIL NABORE.....BOTH BEAMING IN THE GATHERING DUSK DESPITE NOT BEING  CLEAR AT ALL ON HOW TO READ THIS URKGENT MISHMOSHIN TO ALLOWELL A RABID RESPOUNCE TO.... 

AS SHE STARES UP AT THE BUFF, YOUNG, HANDSOME HIRED GUNMEN WHO ARE RACING ABUTT (CROPPING OVER-GROANED(NBORES' REAXION...)THE HIGHER WEEDS...INCLUDING THE WILLOWY LANE BRAWNY 10-FOOTERS THAT BLOCK NAYBERS FRUM CROSSING THE BROWNS' CLASSIC EYESORE....THE BROWNS' LAWN CHARACTERISTATICLING OVERGROANED WITH WEED, WHITCH THE BROWNS' POTENT ANY CHOKELY BURROWN & TOWERING, SUFFOCATINGLY 'CLOSE' AND OVERGROANED   LAWNG WHITCH TIPPY(IEEE!!...(THE (fictionally but in the BROWN'S vacamp plop thinking...envisioning even,  elderlayed TIPSY the ALCOHOLEK!! )WONDER DAWG.... OF COARSE TIPSICPULLY THE TIPPSY THE WONDERDOG TV SHOW INCLEWEDS  burly men telecoptering MACHETES around their odd-shaped, far-frum-round heads.... ALL STRAIGHTJACKETLY DISTRIBUBUTED AROUND A HEROICAL ANIMUL LIKE TIPSY TO ATHIE CLOSZE IN ON THE VALIANT CANARDINE....BUT THE NAME-O'S IN THE ROUGHHOUSERS'LARGE FLOORESCENCT JACKIT!'S FLASHING A GLARING 'R.I.P WALT BROWHEN AND A HEARTHY WELL COME EDNA!  ON THE BACKS OF THEIR TIRE STRAITS T-SHORTS....

BUT SUDANLY, WALT RIPS OFF HIS HEAVILY BUTTONED UP PEACOAT, SPRAYING THE FIRST THREE ROWS OF STOOPIDLY LEERING THUGS WITH AN UNPLEASANT LIQUID EMANATION.

THE HEAD THUG THEN ROARS AS HIS HARSH VOICE WAVERS LIKE A CRANKY BABY'S:  'THAT'S IT, TEAM....THHE 123 TO 4 ODD'S BOAD POURLY FOR THESE UNDERARMED STINKERS THAT MAKES UP THE  'SHXTTY BROWN TEAM!!'  

L'IL BROWN DAWEGIES FIDDLES & PIDDLES GROWLING BACK INTO  A HANDY LOUDFREAKER THAT ALERTS THEIR ENTITRE, USUALLY UNRESPONDSIEVE STREET :'WHOO SAIDZO???....AS A HUGE SKYSCRAPPING FIGURE STEPS UP FRUM THE BEHIND OF THE BROWN'S....WHERE HE MUST HAVE BEEN LYING IN THE FLEATAIL CORNDITION...
WHAT....IS THIS POSSIBLE??  FIDDLES THE CAT, ONCE THE BROWNS' PET....BUT WHOM ONCE WAS TEMPTED BY THE ALVIN DORK SIDE OF THE FLASHING MOON TO ALIGN HIM/HERSELF (AFTER A NEEDED GENDER CHANGE OPERATIO)  WITH THE DORK SIDE OF THE MOON TO TRADE OFF HIS OCCASIONAL  ROLE IN SKUNKVILLE IN ORDER TO BE THE MOON'S PRIMARY AVENGER..... FOR ALL THE SUP-HOSE-DLY UNFAIR ASSOCIATIONS THAT HAVE BEEN MADE BETWEEN THE MOON AND DARKNESS AND ALSO OF EXPOSING ONE'S SCENICK 'BUTTE'..... NOW RISES TO HIS FULL CRATER-POCKED HEIGHT OF 1,000 FEET FARENHEIGHT....as the baddies scramble to reach their nearest surface Escape Hatch (EH Token or 77cents exacto change-o)
The bad guys digging deep into their ripped pocquettes, findling and fondling none of thr  EXACT CHANGE REQUIRED then raking their beady/glowing eyes around at each uther as they reach for their most may hem effective.....
BUT....the luck doesn't seam to be goingk the badd guise way 2-day!

Cries one....'OH  NO...I CAN'T EVEN FIND MY HEM to stop the nasty chaffing that's been bungholing like a stranage bunghle  sqwawking max-valiume gibberashle in my ear AND werst yit, also mine rear!!....let alone my crooked as a pretzhell MayHemliner....'
DID YOU KNOW:  That to APPLEY a new Epi-Sode into this Novel zone, the writeur needs to produce numerous evidentses of the probabable truth of her/his identitties -- if he has moore than onette but hopefully no moor then two identtitties....whether they be disouraging  flats or flaps.....or eye bulging/exploading werks of Art..... p'raps the best fem-figure artiste in OHIGHOOO?         Butt Creativves must also demonstrape an amplitude...Dude... to write coherent, largely error-free prose that clearly  reflects the evolving realwart stowry like the definitive sharp, crisp morning sun-shadows on the alert strding-Right, driving, careening, thumbling, bungling, tumbling mourning-hoofing travailers    
   





 
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