A quirky elderly Ohio couple & their two talking, married daschunds have many thrilling and bizarre but warm-hearted adventures.WITH HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF direct reader visits on Delphi. Networking + other sites have added CLOSE TO 200,000 readers simi
The later lives of iconic residents in a nondescript American town. This blog novel currently has 2 MILLION words served up as 2,000 nail-biting quick-reading hard-laffing episodes, its 2,000,000 words more than ANY OTHER easily-obtainable novel. KIRKUS REVIEWS (see review on Kirkus site) compares SKUNKVILLE to the works of literary geniuses James Joyce, Thomas Pynchon, and John Barth. SKV Has attracted ~110,000 reader visits to date just on Delphi, plus an equally large number of additional readers on a diversity of other sites now no longer relied on by Skunkville.
GOTAY ROLL HOOCHIE KOO - MUCH REVIS-ED!!
Billy Gotay, Mad ElderCare Magnate
Benevolent Ruler of Universe, Precisely 12 inches tall!
Billy Gotay: 'I know some day in the misty far far futchure I will be a helpless elder drain on Society like my beloved elder 'billygoats' here at my farum! I aim to liven their lives up to the limit here!''
With over 100,000 feverish fans encircling the
deep, comfortable shaded stands in the BILLY GOATAY MEMORAB0WELEMIA STADIUMB, a memorial in honor of the seven unlucky wives of Billy, each one more beautiful than the last, who perished
Suddenly Last Slummer
(greatfolly....painlessly, accordian to investmentchorgantorians of their freakish accidents, each more mysterious than the next...although each providing a sudden departure from This World in a totally painless and p'raps even mildly pleasant way..... As oreignsink expurts' evidents revealed that each of the womin were in a blissfool state of peace & serenity at the time of their use of the foreign-branded sink that was proven NOT TO BE RODLY OR OTHERWISECRACKERLY DANGERFIELLED at the time of the innocent victims' departures from this world we know & love/tolerate/hate.... Thus, for the pretty gals, an uncalled for, tragique, untimely, non-violent departure from this mortal realm that we know as Earth, an unfinitesmally small in cumpairasin to some habitable plantettes, but for sum earthlings, an hospitable enuff place to live out one's years till their personal hour glass' last sand sends them careening off to Oblivion -- but only extemporareously -- until most stand a good chance of being relocated to a new locale where they may spend a long time...maybe a very, very, very long time,,,hopefully a pleasant relocational destination, but many say that the quality of the post-prior-life landing place may depend on behavioral patterns in he prior run-through of exeestonce...
The apparent demisals of the victims 3:45PM/3:50PM/3:55PM/4:00PM & strangely (i.e., suspiciously)
on a lovely day.... 3:45PM to 4:06PM being when Billy Gotay made his appearance before thousands of on-site curiosity sneakers who were sitting in the stands....Billy Gotay and some of the audience wearing his trademark Billy Goat Tie, chartruse shirt and blinding bright yellow pants makes his daily speech on the State of Gotayville from his bullet-bomb-poison-proof roadworthy/seaworthy/airworthy/spaceworthy elevated stage on State Street of Gotayville, per custom, in downtown Gotayville, Ohio... Thus, always being absent from the OLD BILLY GOAT HARD LABOR FARM FOR THE INDINGENT & INDIGNANT ELDERLY a few hours during the time span when all the many suspicious casualties have occurred at the otherwise AAAA++ rated elder facility, which -- even including the odd bursts of fatalities, has a better elder-patient longevity record than almost any other 'old aged home' to use the common, now passe' terminalology.... Billy checking on his burgeoning new investments in the new Pitsburg Oceanport during the suspicious events, the sea brough to Pitsburg by a nearly invisible (since water is 'clear' and so is the elevated canal frum Atlantic City NJ to Gotayville for a brief flyover before heading on to Pitsburg, Ironing & Deodorant-Making Capitol of the Whirled!!!
Wellm as we now turn our eye or eyes or ear or ears back to the 'action'....... Riding their Hardleys or Hoarses, the muscular Gotay farmhands have routed out and rounded up all the current elderly inmates frum the Billy Goat Elder and Super-Elder Complexes, who are now wandering around the currently empty confines of the domed stadium, smiling at each uther (largely due to the standard Billy Gotay Smile that has been implanted into their facials) and chewing the fat..... left from their high-fat, low protein dinners....
This is a Studium which has hosted NFS pro foosball games, NOS/COR otto races, EL/VIX rock concerts by huge draws like The Beagles, The Rolling Stubs, Frank Viagra, Pee Wee Human, Pink Floss, Nerdana, Bryce SpringTeen, etc.
.....mulch moor two comb....BUTT WEIGHT!!!
LATE WORD HAS JUST COME IN VIA WIRE THAT THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE, EXACTLY 12 INCHES TALL, WILL NOT OFFICIATE OR PLAY ANY ROLE IN THIS EXTRAVAGONZO....AND HAS SUMMONED WARP-SPEED DESTROYERS FRUM THE FARTHES EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE, WHICH DUE TO THE ALLURING CURVATURE OF THE UNIVERSE, IS ALMOST AS NEAR AS YER NEXT YAWN..... WHERE THE
WARD-SPEED SUPER-FRIENDS OF THE UNIVERSE
WERE ON SAFETY PATROL, ORDERED NOW BY SECRETIVE-LITTLE-PUBLICIZED KING MOOBOO, RULER OF BOTH INNER & HAZARDOUS (READER, I HOPE YOU DON'T LIVE THERE!) SURFACE EARTH TO RETURN IMMEDIATELY TO EARTH AND SPACIFICKLY TO THE SLEAZY BILLY GOTAY FARM TO ENSURE THAT THE SEEMINGLY HEARTLESS, HEARTLESS, EVERSO OUT OF CONTROL PLANNED GOTAY FARM EXTRAVAGONZO
NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUSTANTIALS
BE PERMITTED TO TAKE PLACE!!!!!
Earlier entries >
GOTAY ROLL HOOCHIE KOO - MUCH REVIS-ED!!
Walt Edna Piddles,Fiddles MUCH MORE BUT.
Big Footboll Game at Gotay Old Goat Farm
WALT TO BILLY GOTTAY ELDER FARUM??
BALDY BRAND TIRES - CRUISE TO HEAVEN 2Xm
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