Skunkville Saga Rumination

Unusual adventures & awkward situations & miscommunications seem to plague and/or delight an elderly couple who seem to know how to roll with the punches

The later lives of iconic residents in a nondescript American town. This blog novel currently has 2 MILLION words served up as 2,000 nail-biting quick-reading hard-laffing episodes, its 2,000,000 words more than ANY OTHER easily-obtainable novel. KIRKUS REVIEWS (see review on Kirkus site) compares SKUNKVILLE to the works of literary geniuses James Joyce, Thomas Pynchon, and John Barth. SKV Has attracted ~110,000 reader visits to date just on Delphi, plus an equally large number of additional readers on a diversity of other sites now no longer relied on by Skunkville.
8/24/16

Browns' Sofa Finally Must Be Reapered?

Edna: 'But gee Walt...!! Duzn't this bra-er show off WAY TOO MULCH!!! Whet if the neighbrons peered in the winder 'fore you feberishly flecket offen the light!!??'
Dr. Fidel Sticks
Chutzpah!
Chemist Ed Ray busy mixmastering a potent concockshun that may hav many werthy uses.... This concockshun, as suggested in his entre, Use only as directed. Avoid excessive use or high-balling with it as an ingredient!'

'Gee!' A winded Walt exclaims as he sinks back into his own personal side of their over-padded passenger-swallowing 'Deep Throne' indentations -- Walt's deep, dark & seemingly endless twin-moon crevice located about midway on their long-standing but increasingly dilapdanceadated couch -- The Browns' aged but sturdy 1938 Castrongman Convergebull Soful-Couch... A brand that used to brag back then: 'So full of soleful feetchores & inyerface luxuries...theres nulbiddyerbuddy hose dun bitter at whet Soful  dun did wen it comes to whetting appetights fer sitting 'n hitting exciting, adventuraneous croutch posistitions you ne'er believed cood been atcheaved......Its secret Castrong  hidden croutch-cams enstalled on evory Peep 'n Recored Model Soful croutch... Con firm & asstour thet lotso-smokin'-hot legit Romaniance as swell as, fer those nontredishunanalists  suckcesspool Illicit but status-fying, desperado, gymnastyck, frantictastic 'ltru lubst' &/er 'big-top-blowing hungry cirkuss 'luv'  ockurs on ower (but ez terms) after wild ower in our'n Wily Bill 'Hip'-'puck' sofers & croutches!'....The company stressing the 'importins of The Big Free -- Crafts! Men!! Ships!' or what you Amerikaners might call a tension to de' tail!!... (Note: Castwrong Convergible Madrass management a bit stiff, crude, and errant in languorage, in the few terse, slow-moving interviews they granited....  (i.e., lots of long silences as they glared at us, or each othern, or look-ed out the big glass window hereyar in Ohio's Big A(pple?), Futuristickle AnAkronIzm, Oh?...hi?...oh.....

Castwrong a brand that resold uniquely imperfect sofas, each one providing a different mix and severity of annoying to potentially deadly (but they have lucked out so far...only a few near- decapitations and a few other less catastropical surprise  flaws....but in every case the experienced Castwrong Emergency Re-Attachment docteur, famed spanish activist Dr. Fidel Sticks was somehow able to permanently re-attach & refurbish -- or replace the loose, elusive, rolling head...with one that looked AND funktioned as good or better than the 'oridge'!! (for peepholes who are losing our drift  = person wuz reportedly better looking & more healthy and happy after the seemingly seamy, sourdud, terrible hackciident...and remembers the overall experience as pleasant, secure, unforgretable & enlightening!!).  ...

Aswell as flawed brazieeres made to be worn roammanickyly (for 'Romin' babes hot for their own -- gentile, of chorus -- Seezer) on its CastWirong sofers  (e.g., left side bilt fer short A-Cup gals, but right side conducive more to the great sagacity of eye-catching high capacity, bigger-in-always, including wizzdom, DDDD-cup matriarchs)...caused when the Brazier-a-Mantic, which can produce a cumpleted bra per second when its running full tiltage...) made by prestigious intimate (where gossip is Jim Konstantily buzzling...) manufacturers such as Melon Cowly Baby, Sweetness & Lite, or Pointillistic Re-revolution!  

The comment someone added below is not part of my entry, but I do not know how to remove it.... Does any blogfiend out there know how to delete text added by a reader?  Skunkville rarely receives any written responses, and never ('til now)  'ad content' like this, 'tho I respect the individual's chutzpah!!

 
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