Skunkville Saga Rumination

Unusual adventures & awkward situations & miscommunications seem to plague and/or delight an elderly couple who seem to know how to roll with the punches

The later lives of iconic residents in a nondescript American town. This blog novel currently has 2 MILLION words served up as 2,000 nail-biting quick-reading hard-laffing episodes, its 2,000,000 words more than ANY OTHER easily-obtainable novel. KIRKUS REVIEWS (see review on Kirkus site) compares SKUNKVILLE to the works of literary geniuses James Joyce, Thomas Pynchon, and John Barth. SKV Has attracted ~110,000 reader visits to date just on Delphi, plus an equally large number of additional readers on a diversity of other sites now no longer relied on by Skunkville.
Dec-10

WALT FIDDLES WITH DOORPLAY

An Allen Fundt  size="5">A middle-aged man with an apparent aversion to eyecontact  cracks the door of his office open after Walt spends p'raps half an ow!er (Walt declared yesterday to Edna:  'I can no ;longer stand in lines or wait for people to andswere their phoney or their fruint doorer' etc. for John Doe more than 30 seconds...Inless I hear thru the doorer a loud, loaded terlet roar that justice could mean that dore-opening hellup might soowoon be on the way....  Of course, if I'm NEWLY at a doorer of someone I imagined I warranted to see hearing the closing 'zippppp' of a zipper or a skirt thru the doorer might influenza me to tarry a little longer on the frunt steppe if its a pleasant space....  But other-Y's....  I'm on my way to my nexet appointlmint with life in these Unitred Fates of Ama-Riedcka! 
l'ole ippitysplit...If the slow-moving peospective door barger/opener/tapper 'opens up' while I'm steel in reversal ranger, and I kin extablitch facial or voisal cross-contact -- then I might consider putting the breaks on my energetic exert and '360' just to see whut the slowpoke possehablit has to offerm  as a robustulated elder mannix.... 

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