Yotee Coyote's Food Fight

2/5/06

Cat

Just in from Cat.  She said she just wants to be left alone.

What she wrote in her diary:

Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.

The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair - must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.

The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.

The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.

But I can wait; it is only a matter of time.

 

Comments (5)

  • 2/22/07 - NOBODYI REPATE .....REPEAT!!!, pete/repeat.......exactly WHY were you watchin mefeed by hand......to...  Show Full Comment
  • 2/7/06 - Kirsten (koshugi)LOL Oh no! And I just asked to hear from Cat in the other blog.... ;P
  • 2/5/06 - Khali (Khalidah9)Good...I'll spread the word then! ;-)
  • 2/5/06 - YoteeKhali, Feel free to do that. I believe they should be revealed for what they are.
  • 2/5/06 - Khali (Khalidah9)Hi Yotee! Would it be okay for you if I translated Dog's and Cat's diary entries into German and...  Show Full Comment
Who is this Yotee Coyote?
YoteeI am Yotee Coyote, world traveler and seeker. I am here to help you feel better. Whether you need a hug or a pie in the face....this is the place!
Why is he doing this?

Because I can!

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