Drear Readers & reedcollecteurs.... We were VERY upset when we found that what we thought was a typical recent story led to a nation-wide pant-ick, with some severely dressed and distressed, uncombed, unstable, unstablesweeping, OOC babbling parties reaching 40+ inhails/exhails per mignute. However, world-renowned READER-PANICK exspurt Dr. EMLER YIP reinsured us, as we boughet an insurerants Polly C for just $10,000 to protecked uss freghm Outlandish DisAbeLincolning 'disable bling attaxes that are at least 51% implausible and inclausible according to the current stand-in for the year Santa, who has been proven missing and unaccounted forem sints 1937!
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