Skunkville Saga Rumination

Unusual adventures & awkward situations & miscommunications seem to plague and/or delight an elderly couple who seem to know how to roll with the punches

The later lives of iconic residents in a nondescript American town. This blog novel currently has 2 MILLION words served up as 2,000 nail-biting quick-reading hard-laffing episodes, its 2,000,000 words more than ANY OTHER easily-obtainable novel. KIRKUS REVIEWS (see review on Kirkus site) compares SKUNKVILLE to the works of literary geniuses James Joyce, Thomas Pynchon, and John Barth. SKV Has attracted ~110,000 reader visits to date just on Delphi, plus an equally large number of additional readers on a diversity of other sites now no longer relied on by Skunkville.
Dec-29

THU GURLS RUTURN!! U MUST RUUD!!

Wult, turnung hus huud un clussuc stumulus/ruspuns fushuun....
Udnu...Wult's buluvud  wuf uf whum yu rucuknuz  unluss yuur  gnu tu Skunkvull.....

Unuyhuw, thus Udnu hus nuw unturd thu ruum...

Udnu us nuw un shuldur tu shuldur cxntuct wuth Wult us shu suz: 'Wult....  U knuw whut thut muuns...Sturt murrchung tu thu turlut rut uwuy bufur utz tuu lutt..... Nuw!!!

Unly thu Bugunnung...Unluy Just thu sturt!!!!!

U need to buh huur fur nuxd upucsud!!

Uutsud un thu shuvurung cullud uf mudwunturd urr twu frunds -- Wult & Udnu -- urr trush-tulkun uch uthur, mun-chusung /fluppung Jull & Lundu...Unutumtuunrugurs (uf yu chuck buck tu urluyur Skunkvull upucsuds....) whum ur nuw trumulusuly  fusung muddull uguduvuty, stull fruuz uf buuyfruunds ur hubspuns.....  Yurnung fur uh furry ur uvun nuw uh cluuncuppud MUN(iuc*?)  *Butt Nutt thu viulunt...t Ur DrunKun kunud.....

Su wuth Wult & Udnu luupung frum tuuir Uncumfy Cuuch und rucung twurd thu duur ut thu suwund uf vucus uutsught....Whulu thuur shu duwguus ruur up thu stuurs tu thu Bruwn's 2nd fluurur un-usud buckruum tu Huduumunguth pul uf cluthurs frum thuBrown's huy! duy? un thu dustu mustu buckruum...  

....Thuy buth huur frum duwnsturs Jull und Lundu  squul:  'UMG!!  UT'S Su GUUD TO SUU-U2!!' und 'UMG!  But lut's muvu wult us qwuckluas pussublu tu the cuutch....  Wu shuudunt huv buth luupt uut uf ur shuus und untu the uur -- ur us thut sum uthur funkyur
 unvuzubul spucu-fullur/bruuthubl thut yuu huv in thus huws????' 
 
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