Skunkville Saga Rumination
Unusual adventures & awkward situations & miscommunications seem to plague and/or delight an elderly couple who seem to know how to roll with the punches
The later lives of iconic residents in a nondescript American town. This blog novel currently has 2 MILLION words served up as 2,000 nail-biting quick-reading hard-laffing episodes, its 2,000,000 words more than ANY OTHER easily-obtainable novel. KIRKUS REVIEWS (see review on Kirkus site) compares SKUNKVILLE to the works of literary geniuses James Joyce, Thomas Pynchon, and John Barth. SKV Has attracted ~110,000 reader visits to date just on Delphi, plus an equally large number of additional readers on a diversity of other sites now no longer relied on by Skunkville.
BLOGADACIO AFTERMATH ALL IMP PROVED!!
nx to impy, the waltbrownwed blog-imp crows 'ferget wot ye red beforn!!!
Nutley Springfruit, a person of unusual, borderlion, officially
(it is estimated as
by Futurists & Rival Canned Dog Food Future Rotarions and Future Goosers who clam then claim to sumhowl '
goose the Future
" until it re-veils it (i.e. Once the goose momentarionly flashes the future to aged agent gents in p'raps unhealthily close contact with the unhighgienienic geese at the site of the potential future site of an air raid by U.S. germspraying mechanical pigeons (mechanical so as to preserve the pigeon race to preserve the human race and other attractive or cudly or productive or vitalis races of animals, birds, fish, snakes, etc.
....Butthey HIDE the future secrets whitch incleweds its most smokin 'tresearch' on whut mankind needs to dew to becum Sir Vivers and Heroes Just for One Day rather than sickly shadoles of their former selvens....Or evensirry lickin' li'l piles o dust thet blows away in seconds'...... soon to be blown by the prevailing westerlies all over kingdom come.....p'raps planting a faint hope..... The end of this poorshun of the episode...
CHEWie, Lewii...oh no I can't takes no more.... Yeah Yeah Yeah!!!
ettes(aka secrets)', so no one else will know the truth but butt ugly male agents ....with a phew!! mulch nicer looking female agentas mixed in with the boys. Having lost & found for SirraTen (Siarra Tan relievers of SunBody&Bun Burn Irritation -- 'Girlfrien Jill 'Boylfriend Joe:I'm gonna rip yer faceoff unless you relieve or at least relive yourselfit my sunburnit agony w/o any ecstacy!)
Soft/slow-speaking, reinsuring boyfriend Joe: 'Honey didyaknothithit by the year 2027 all Americans will be required to suck on Certs or some governmint sucker like it like them on a severe regimint at severeal carefully spacedout times a day.... Due of corset to the expected 64% reduction in personal space by that future date regargalling the net average distants betwean a given parson or dotter or sieve-illion and the and the net $werfth$ of the near rest persun to the uther person not counting the original or randumnly selected person itself!! Also determinted willbe the prizzon wreckard & networth of said sad pair, individuoily.... and the average spatial distance between the two randumbly selectered people unless said first selected perzone is so remotely sit(or stand)uated with no nearby 'comparatives' within lightyears or at leest sound-years or, minimoley, birp(excuse ME!) -years.... idylically seeking pairs or pears who are interacting being a mere 3 inches to 3 feets apartite with lots of 'inadvertent ' contact occurring that will be minimized if not eliminated for the wealthy by their personal Force Fields holding back if not sending nearcombers flying back gas-propelleted if nut dental floss over teak kettle!! I all but beings who have 'unlimited access' to the Import Tent person face several feet with electroshock 'penalties' for ...but of chorus none while sleeping which will carry a $1,000 fine (estimated to be about $3.32 accordian to todays' latest Dollar Hollower $money$) report... Human sitizens (unauthorized movement by legs will be rare and awkward by those who take the risk....i.e. 10 years in maximum insecurity prison for anyone found to be walking more than 5 steps in lieu of their least six Certs
according to Skunkville Health & 'well, fair...' authornities (our ad vice...keep yur tisdance...) comments a once close (e.g., 3feet avg dis stance) but increasingly distant (30' or as much as an enclosed space will friend) quality, & gender, and/or
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