Skunkville Saga Rumination

Unusual adventures & awkward situations & miscommunications seem to plague and/or delight an elderly couple who seem to know how to roll with the punches

The later lives of iconic residents in a nondescript American town. This blog novel currently has 2 MILLION words served up as 2,000 nail-biting quick-reading hard-laffing episodes, its 2,000,000 words more than ANY OTHER easily-obtainable novel. KIRKUS REVIEWS (see review on Kirkus site) compares SKUNKVILLE to the works of literary geniuses James Joyce, Thomas Pynchon, and John Barth. SKV Has attracted ~110,000 reader visits to date just on Delphi, plus an equally large number of additional readers on a diversity of other sites now no longer relied on by Skunkville.
9/19/17

POWER TO THEPEEPHOLES - LAST CHANCE


  Walt, pacing furiosohushly bicket & forthet acrosstic hisz and Edna'sz and Fiddlesz' and Piddlesz' cosy livingroom in their small but not tiny nor miniature house, tho'  not a house at all gigantic nor endless in any whey within the confines of town inhabited by 'stinkin proud' 'Skunkvillians plus a % of actual Skunkville Skunkvillains being sawedt by police or the Folderall Natch!ional Governeral araignmints for golly sakeys!  (but what 4? you got me by the shorthairs!....  
Ohio, home of the largest collection of wild and tame and horse-mounted and deceased butt evicerated  wall-mounted (no horse or hearse) or pig-mounted and deodorized photoggrasps & photongraphs of skunks that have been convicted of a Serious, hate or XM crime.  Here, of chorus, we are reefering to people desk-scribed as skunks biased on their trick record....   

Gore vidal is plentiful in the bursting-so-it-seams police files of violent incidents (like when overweight Bessie Binaca's overweight hollowday shopping cart slipped out of her almost perfectly slippery hands down Skunkville's Steep Street, where pedelestrians usuallycrawl on their knees or what belies them to safetypatroll to where Steep St. meets Meril Streep....       (duetoa sloppily melting 'conehead') at the peanuckle of Skunkville's widely avoided and cursed VERTIGO STREET which is essentially  a vertical down-drop of 100 feet, the victims thereby suspishulustly landing in the remarkably cushioned new-paytient padded Emergency Waiting Room of Skunkville's Barely Hospittable 40-story (but you hear one horror story, ye may hev' herd themall moreorlessettt re the SKV Hos-spit-tude'  !    

Walt's long all-downhill (W: 'JUST as my life and the writer's, whose lifebouystirry inspired my helpless/hopeless carrokteur in this windshield weeper.....! His back lawn lying above the fragrant, vagrant-attracting Skunkville city dump and to the left of VERTIGO(CAL) STREET which is the best way to race tio-- in betwixt and between an Open Space for free range, undeodorized, hooligan skunks, attracted by the many 'opportunities' surrounding and part & parcel of the huge dump.... Of chorus skunks are often seen or smelt in many parts of  Ohio, gifted with a combination  of features that make Ohio one of the the ALL TAILS....UP!!.....FIRE!!i!!!!.....  TOP skunk-attracting & nurturing  states in these wonderful, blessed United States of America!!!!  


 
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