Skunkville Saga Rumination

Unusual adventures & awkward situations & miscommunications seem to plague and/or delight an elderly couple who seem to know how to roll with the punches

The later lives of iconic residents in a nondescript American town. This blog novel currently has 2 MILLION words served up as 2,000 nail-biting quick-reading hard-laffing episodes, its 2,000,000 words more than ANY OTHER easily-obtainable novel. KIRKUS REVIEWS (see review on Kirkus site) compares SKUNKVILLE to the works of literary geniuses James Joyce, Thomas Pynchon, and John Barth. SKV Has attracted ~110,000 reader visits to date just on Delphi, plus an equally large number of additional readers on a diversity of other sites now no longer relied on by Skunkville.
7/26/17

NO SURPRIZES FOR THE LOST REV. 4A!!!!

Edna Brown, beloved wife of Walt Brown, these two a'mung' (or was Flish Gorton's nemesis Ming, The Merciless?)   the leading/central characters of this immense, finely decaled, terribly written, once purportedly cornsidered  'funny tho corny ' (acc. to a couple of  drunken/stoned atypical nightime Skunkville Hazy Riders, i.e., aka 'Tipsy TReaders' or posumably alcohole-icks like the recovering author, Walt Brown Label! and/or heavy drug users...some weighing >300 pounds as they pearlilessly shimmy down their mountaine of Peter Pallor Mounds Bitzwitz frum treacheroustily high blood shugarlocations.... 

Allso cofusedly using a BOOK  REVUE (ooo la la!) to 'wind down', or 'return to Earfth'' aided by a low speed slobbering coaster  as an endless pointless enervating bogus 'clever as hacks frum a meat cleaver' endless-circulaire-marathon to nowhere that no strait reader could posse'bly read&understrand even if hiz life upended on IT: IT:WHOMUSTBEOBEYED.  

Now...if in a not-too-dislanted fruitc(h)ure.... or too distendulated one ... or one that leaves the travelling I AM CURIOUS...and twhat about you, YELLOW PAGES  reader  on a purr-pet-you-all headache-inducing, endless THE END, i.e., a THE END that stays up on pne's screan forenever... or a Finaghole Conclueshun that defies any rational intrepidation... the con-clue-shun that we  were benevolently promised by convention -- and we thot.... with SOLID  PROTECTION AGAINST LIFE-WASTING FODEROL OR ENDLESS CIRCLING-BACK TO REVUE WHUT HAZ NOT HAIRPPINNED CURVE SO FARTH.... 
As readers caught in the Vortex of the terrible, badly witten  'story's'swirling cancoughfanny of nonsense  while said reader misses important/meaningful (unlike ENFLAT-TIRELY MEANINGLESS Skunkville Fodder)  THEIR COMMITMENTS & COMTWITMENTS IN REAL LIFE.... FOR THE SAKE OF THIS HERE LWHUT YOU ARE READING AS YER EYES ARE BEADING THIS TIME-DRAINING/FLUSHING UNENDERING FENDERBENDERING BOONDOBGLERAMA TO NOWHERE ....Yeah....I'm talkin the BIG I......INSURE ANTS...ANTS you can truss.... who beg trussme...babe...we at Etna don't n'er fergets ya!!! .....jest truss me....A .... 'A novel as small in entertainment and insight and interest as it iz GIGANTICLY large in taking you to a pure, endless desert with parched lips and no water....and no dessert even! Skunkville cited as  'a remarkably extreme exercise in lack of focus,  lack of commitment to reader expectations: likely, basic easy page-turning & whirring, churning, hi-speed, thrilling. sex-laden  readability WITH much genteel care taken to avoid addressing reader sensitivities including displaying patience (especially for bed-bound hospittle patients) and providing geuine thrills, surprises, warmth, perspective, understanding of an interesting  remote or obscure time or place hocus, pocus, drama, dogma, karma,continuity, regularity, sobriety,  realism, feeling, locus, relevance/meaning to the reader, and cohesiveness... As such, it may arguably in some obscure way mirror the pointlessness and unpredictability and wheelspinning and flat tires with no spare tire on board, and other frustrations and confusions of real life more accurattly than orofessionally executed engaging, compelling, suckcessf/pool gripping, uplifting, persuasive, clear-message regular novels.  

In the case of this BLAHHGGGHHGGurk about Skunkville some readers have emotionally raved : 'A stinker from 1st page to 100,000,000' .... 'the reading of which felt like-it (AND DIDT!!! take) took years off my life.... for not a single positive or even neutral reason....A disasterous run-in for a poor soul with my good-faith & patience commitment to always COMPLETE WHATEVER I BEGIN...This book attracts younger readers with its flip attitude and its amusement with goofy elderly people....the elderly readers with its elderly characters and premise that strings them along on a rocky, impossible to grippe 'story' which is better described as a rambling, filled with holes (no explanations, characters who die than reappear (younger and stronger, perhaps even as newborned infants with (e.g.IQ=200) implausible,  meandering of an older couples' lives (if it can be said to actually have any premise or point to it) other than to make itself as unpleasant messcarryonlongage  as it possibly can-can-can etc....SO I WOOD,,,, NO -- WOULD WOODENLY (unyieldingkly)  ADVIZE READERS TO THROW SKUNKVILLE  INTO THE EXPRESS DUSTBIN TO OBLIVION with one CLICQUE of YORE PC's  DIS INTYGRATER 

reading OLDSTERS, OUR NATIONAL TREASURE OF TAKEAWIZZDUM,  ASAP and read a real book like WHEN WILL LASSIE COME HOME?..OR ..LASSIE CAME HOME BUT THEN RAN OFF AGAIN!!!... BUTT WUZ MIS-IDENTALFIED AS THE MISSING COLLIE 'L AND ASSIGNED A DULL LOW-PROFILE JOB OF PATROLLING THE SKUNKVILLE GRAVEYARD DAY & KNIGHT TO KEEP THE BOWEL WEEVILS (I.E., THE SICK ALCOHOLICKING 'WEAVILS' OR DRUNKHARDS  WHO BOLL THEIR JET BLACK 16 POUNDERS  AT THE 'GRAVEY' AT NIGHT... CLAMMING (ridickulusly, we SAY!!) THAT WHEN THEY KO' A MARKER, leaving only some loose marble dus,t THE RELATED SPIRIT IS RELEASED FRUM HIS GRAVE AND CAN IMMEDIATELY FLOAT EERILY  AND EXCHANGE PLACES WITH ANY UTHER STIFFSKI IN O-HIGH-O WHOOM HAS BEEN SIMILARLY FREED, WHICH REALLY SCRAMBLES EVERYONE'S EGGS AS FAR AS WHO IS WHO-UM!'!!   ', 

...BUT KPINMND THE EXTREMELY GRAVE PENALTREES  TO GRAVE BREAK-IN AND/OR  GRAVE 'SWITCHING.  SKUNKVILLE SAGA RECOMMENDS THAT NO VISITATION TO GRAVEYARDS BE ALLOWED UNLESS ONE KNOWS THE DECEASED AND THAT SUSPICIOUS VISITOURS BE CLOSELY WATCHED BY A BRAVEYARD SWAT TEAM THAT IS READY TO POUNCE ON AND ARREST   ANY STILL-ALIVE VISITOR WHO APPEARS TO BE ACTING SUSPICIOUSLY OR AUSPICIOUSLY.  LET'S LEAVE THE DEARLY DEPARTED ALONE (EXCEPT FOR VISITS TO AFFECTIONATELY REMEMBER THE DEARLY DEPARTED AND ALL THEIR WONDERFUL & UNUSUAL CHARACTERISTICS!!   


Easy Does it -- But Doodle It' Book of Doodling', or ' A Fool's April Surpirse' or even the intriguing 'Last Year in Marien was bad'  by as I recall avant guarde but at times overly violent/demented by French author Alain Robbe-Grillet, or any of Hemingway's ' earnest novels or Faulkner's southern epistols'...

are not sitting on their living room couch in rundown Skunkville Ohio (rated USA's Worst Smelling City or Town) intently watching the test pattern on the television that features a rugged, muscular Indian Chief as the somber background for the unchanging test pattern, one chief commenting:  'These portable Johnnies & Jills cum latelies whom accidentally floated onto our Great Land and then used their firesticks & other gimmicks and tricks and lies to take from us the land on which we lived so fruitfully for so long...Having stolen our land and turned the once-noble Indian tribes into slaves to do the whiteman's dangerous dirty work....becoming via White Man's booze helpless drunkards with their accursed firewater (lets all BOO for BOOZE) that their bodies & brains cannot process like a white person is able to leading many Amerindians  to ever-so-sadly becoming insane, feverish, violent addicts    
 
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