Skunkville Saga Rumination

Unusual adventures & awkward situations & miscommunications seem to plague and/or delight an elderly couple who seem to know how to roll with the punches

The later lives of iconic residents in a nondescript American town. This blog novel currently has 2 MILLION words served up as 2,000 nail-biting quick-reading hard-laffing episodes, its 2,000,000 words more than ANY OTHER easily-obtainable novel. KIRKUS REVIEWS (see review on Kirkus site) compares SKUNKVILLE to the works of literary geniuses James Joyce, Thomas Pynchon, and John Barth. SKV Has attracted ~110,000 reader visits to date just on Delphi, plus an equally large number of additional readers on a diversity of other sites now no longer relied on by Skunkville.
2/8/17

A Visit with Dr. BrainHagel (new ending)

Check out some of the beautiful undersea life in the ocean, this species to hip & slick to every be caught by any lamb-brained see monster!!
Dr. BrainHagel, whose fee for this one session with Walt will cost our sometimes dubious hero all his Social Security payments fur the wrist of his Life....Magazine Lifetime Prescription thet he and Edna investled in years ago as an affordable investment in cultcher  moderno.... Not that'swhat  Walt's story iz even as stretched optymystically to ear-pickling length an ex-ampo of the earbending cultcher aka mom&pop you understand as 'his story' lingo might hint.  Rather the historictomy of what we call the treatment & diagnosis of the  modern world, since that Moms Maybe-ly the time witch will perform a filled cercleto 'back to the old days' and later to 'in days now forgotten and often understocked and generally considered a wasteland of offsetting events that left the score at 0-0 after fifty years despite some moments when it looked like Good actually had Evil in deep do-do for once and for all, and uther contrashcankicking times when it looked like Evil had the Atomic Neckbreaking Brain Splatterer hold on a helpless Good and it was just a matter of beginning the final sequence of moves that would release Hell to engulf earth *except those damned that happen to have EnGulfed credit cards -- or no EnGulfed card but a hyperbrainlinc with that companalley  and as well as the Moon, Mars, Venus, etc...  All the way out to Pluto, who had to escape at the last seconds in his DisneyLight&Eaasy Speed SpaceShip and take advantage of the asylum offered by Harvey Comics, which had jumped our bad for business solar system for a lower key society that was totally cool with Harvey and was ready to try acculturating themselves with the complexity and dark shadrowrings...

BE SURE TO TUNA IN NEXT EPISODE WHEN THE SHADOW OF THE SHADROW WILL THEN BE THROWN UNDER WATER TO SEE IF SHADOWS IN FACT CAN SWIN OR ALWAYS END UP STUCK ON THE BOTTOM WITH A LOT OF EVER-SHIFTING OR (DUE TO DANGEROUS, RAGING BOTTOM TURBULANCE, OFTEN SERVICED BY A BOTTOM-RUNNING AMBUTURBULANCE...vehicles that reporkedly have saved millions of drowning beings all the way from amoebas up to clumsy dinosaurs, sometimes KO'D into the deep by a dinosaur larger, more agile, and with more offensive 'features' than fumbling, bungling, gargling salt water giant animal the ('dino-sore/i.e. angry) body-slammed/crunched into the murky Deep!!!       
 
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