Skunkville Saga Rumination

Unusual adventures & awkward situations & miscommunications seem to plague and/or delight an elderly couple who seem to know how to roll with the punches

The later lives of iconic residents in a nondescript American town. This blog novel currently has 2 MILLION words served up as 2,000 nail-biting quick-reading hard-laffing episodes, its 2,000,000 words more than ANY OTHER easily-obtainable novel. KIRKUS REVIEWS (see review on Kirkus site) compares SKUNKVILLE to the works of literary geniuses James Joyce, Thomas Pynchon, and John Barth. SKV Has attracted ~110,000 reader visits to date just on Delphi, plus an equally large number of additional readers on a diversity of other sites now no longer relied on by Skunkville.
12/2/16

CHAOS IN BROWNS' LIVERY ROOM

Walt, relaxing back in his rotating anti-gravity 'Surprise Course! Brand) rocking and defrocking chair -- RIGHT now SET FOR relaxing up-and-down merry-go-round (MGR) movement,  with suitable and tasteful up & down chair movements -- But for Somnulent Swirl Around randomridepathology option <MUSICK with synchronized up-and-down-and-sidewise-and random-least-expected musick-- most contrarian to lyrics and video images as well as 'current outside world'.... of say smooth sailing and little extraneous sound save the relaxing, slow-rolling, comforting waves, reflecting the brain waves of the passengers near-perfectly -- the whole package with a No-Brain/Barf-Damage Guar-N-T: Instantaneously when  barf is sensed as imminent (say, in a nearby smiling unsuspeckletating person's lower throat) or worse yet 'FIERCE LOAD -- TOTAL INTERNAL CLEANSING -- IMMEDIATE TOTAL EXTERNAL HOSE-DOWN NEEDED IN 53 SECONDS...BE READY MATEYS!! by invisible drones in the users' airspace as well as patrolling their inner body, seek & contain TINY GNAT-SIZED mini-copters buzz immediately & hyper-efficiently  into the troubled listener's troubled air zone, cheerfully vacuuming away any fuss or muss or putrid slush in the and injecting any billious passengers with a billium-neutralizing injection sure to make them  feel like they're rock-steady on shore, hundreds of miles from the nearest ocean, river, lake, or swimming poolet! When their hats-off, Edna&Walt's ebulliant on-screen tribute to nausea (Walt, as he & Edna stare over starboard railing of ship taking them around the world at the Equator)....

Edna, looking kind of greenish from the rocking & rolling of the 
One recent emergency call recipient recalls.... 'I was intently watching an old kinescope of the hit movie, Edna & Walt GET SICK!    Once the characteristic voulume set by Edna to the lowest audible level; Walt in return reporting, 'Any music this chair plays is of the Silent variety'.... Well, Edna has had a splitting headache from listening to the classic, old-fashioned, corny, carney-like, repetitititititititious music that Walt used to play repetitiously...ditties like 'A Bicycle Built for Poo'. 'I want a Gurl Just Like the Gurl that AcciDentinely Murdered Dear Old Dad', 'Roll Out the Bare (Empty)  'El' (Empty Train) and We'll Have a Bare El of Funky juvesenile, delinquated, blindly destructive Fun So Good You'll Get the RUNTx as you pants, Inclooping kids injuring themselves oxidentlly but painfully  trying to derail the wedding train...I TOLD U GURLS weren't STRUNGENUF T' STEER TRAINS without running them off their narrow tracks and offal a cliff or inter the river....AND NOW YE JEST RUN OVER ED, AND WE'LL NEVERER GET WUT REMANES OF GOOD OL' ED (TEARDROPS FALLING) STUCK TO THE MONSTEROSELY HEAVY TRAIN'S WHE-EL!!'    

.... For some reason....Perhaps the classic 'fatal attraction' of the room's normal  occupants t'wards each uther -- Walt/Edna, Fiddles/Piddles -- continue to stay in the dizzying environment at the same time they are saying or howling things like: 

'I can't TAKE THIS ANUTHER SECANT!!' OR 

'I feel like I am losing my touch football with REALITY!! 

I can't even remember how many points ye get for shooting the basketball UP over OR through the BUCKET OR ITS 2-TON BLACKBORED!!??   OR 'I would give a 1,000,000 giant-sized, gourmet, authentic meat-flavored, CUM & GET IT BRAND 2-ton BAGS of  DADA DAWG BISQUITS (THET WE KIDS LOVE ALSO AS ANUTHER QUIRKY ABE LINCOLN ABERATION TO SHOW THIS GENERATION TRULY IS NO DIFFUR RENT THEN ANY OTHER OVER THE LAST TWO MILLENIAS!!) 

Yes, there seems to be no way to a) turn off the rotation and upping & Al Downing of the four Browns b) TO stop or reduce the new roller-coaster like menacing forward and backward movements of Walt's couch and the room's other occupied furniture as well as the EQUALLY BACKFIELD IN MOTION riderless OR UN-(WO)MANNED units, like the terlet at this moment unoccupated, BUTT NOW TRYING TO DRAG ITS CLUMSY SELFET UP THE STAIRS TO THE 2ND FLOORER...As even the kitchen table and chairs are now beginning to make surprising, disturbineing movements, the kitchen now intruding...BULLISHLY PENETRATING several feet into the hardcore of the living room, creating a delusionary scenario for those Brown fambily members accustomed to the 'normal layout'! .....followed by the group or some of its members spontaneously relocating OR  being relocated to odd locations, like demoted the Browns' squalorous homeless-infestled basement, surprising a couple of winos with the appearance of legit fambily membranes, the bums, despite the pleas of the accomodating Browns' taking no chancelors and lea-ping!! up and out the broken window they used to 'take up residence in the Browns' basement in the 1st place, 1/2 gamut ahead of the kindly cicrcus refuge gorrilla fambily that has been living in the B's B-Ment fur a few weekers....
 
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