I've put these in my profile, too. I'll see if I can find links for all of them. :)
Not bad to look at, soft to the touch. Hurt me and you'll be needing a crutch! :)
'Xactly right, Mr. Benchley! We'll show 'em, no matter how many young American's lose their lives! After all, we'll kill more of them than they kill of us. Body count is the only count that matters! America, back up the hand puppet who leads it, or leave it!
~Slap!~
Oh, thanks, I needed that.
Scooter 3/4/2003 9:05 pm
http://forums.delphiforums.com/realopinions/messages?msg=8662.10
Yes, oh, yeaaaaas, Dooley! ~Pant! Pant!~ You are so masterful and manly with your big fonts and talk of hot wax torture treatment. You are a veritable God of the Political Forums. ~Scooter grabs a brown shopping bag she keeps close by to breathe into to assist with the paroxysms of laugh... erm, animal urges brought on by this primal display.~
Scooter 3/4/2003 11:05 pm
http://forums.delphiforums.com/realopinions/messages?msg=8662.21
Erm, Iraq is on its way to becoming a great democracy. ~Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!~ The warring Iraqi factions and freedom fighters will spontaneously lay down their arms. dance, toss flowers, and embrace the spirit of western freedom and justice (or we'll kill them).
Scooter December 24, 2003
Of course this war was justified! Remember the tons of smelly methane gas, the reconstituted Saharah Dust, the clouds of mushroom quiche over American cities, and the links to the el Mina Shrine? Yada yada yada.
Scooter Feb 1, 2004