WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT ME THAT HASN'T BEEN SAID ALREADY?
I am a goddess.
Perfect is my last name. Pretty is my first, and Damned is my middle.
My brain thinks I'm 25 but my body keeps blowing the whistle on it.
I've never been arrested except in development.
I'm always making jokes with people who don't have a clue (I should have learned by now).
I share (if my half is bigger).
I play well with others.
I don't eat paste. Which these days, is a glue stick.
I don't steal lunches.
My biggest problem is nap time. When I should be asleep I'm not and when I shouldn't be, I am.
I prefer snow over rain, laughter over tears, peace over conflict and eggs over easy.
Since my two children are adults now, I confessed that all these years I hadn't known one thing about being a parent. I had made it all up as I went along. They seemed disappointed by that.
Yeah, like I was supposed to know everything?? Even as a goddess I had some limitations in that arena.
So I bet you're wondering, How does one improve on perfection?
Well...there could be TWO of me!