I met a fellow on Saturday who knows a lot of horse owners. Now, this group of horse owners apparently have a horse costume contest every Halloween. As an example of the sort of costumes they come up with, he told me about one lady who painted her horse all red with jello powder, put a ladder on the side of it and said it was a fire truck.
Not a bad idea, I thought. But I, personally, would paint my horse to look like two people in a horse costume...