I just had to share this.
My husband and I recently took one of our more economically challenged friends out to dinner. Since he doesn't have any money, he just doesn't get out all that much and isn't used to the whole restaurant experience. When it came time for the waiter to take our order he decided to get a hamburger, so the waiter asked him how he would like it cooked. My friend just sat there for a moment looking like a deer in the headlights before he finally answered, "Surprise me."
It was a good thing I was wedged all the way against the wall of the booth, or I would have likely ended up on the floor I was laughing so hard. I don't know how the waiter stayed on his feet. He must have been a true professional.
When we finally all stopped laughing, my friend followed up by saying "You can't say I'm not a fun date." He certainly got that right!