From:
WaltBrown44
Date:
1/15/17
DON'T FERGET....THIS TEX(T) MAY HAVE BEAN REPEATEDLY &
MANNO 'A MANNOMENTALLY EXSPPANDEXED AND RE
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SELECTIVEFLEA
RE-EXPANDED...THEN BRUTALLY RETAUTENED&RE-STRATCHED TO ITS MAXIMUM POSSIBUL SIZE W/O SH/TATTERING IT
to reach the CLIMAXE of maximum
TIGHTMESS
with simonsaidsimultaneous maximum looseygoosey anything-can-happeenNOW!!! unpreDICKSTABILLITTY....ALL THESE AWESOME, ENDLESLIE POW!!..ER VECTORVICTORS..GENERBATING THE FORCE OF THE NU-CLEAR EXPLOSION & EXPULSION OF THE SIMONSIGHS....M'ULTANEOUS' IMPLOSION OF A
PAIR
OF MEGAGASBLOATED OVERTHEHILL MEDIASTAARSTARS (E.G., ARTHUR GODFREY (at the tail end of his mighty car-ear) ELVIS PRETZELLY etzelpie COLLIDING AT MAX VELICOSEOCITY IN THE MOST WIDE OPEN STRETCH, DESERTED (TRAVDROOLERS: NO DESSERTS SOIVED FUR THE NECKST FOUR GALAXIES.... ADVICE TOOL ALL: TURN BACK A-NOW OR FACE DESOLATION BOULIVARD & VAST SPACE WHERE BULLUVA WIATCHES!? & SPIEDINHELL SPUDELL TIMEPIECES ARE YERR
ONION
LY OPSHUNKS!!! THE GALAXY GALACTICAL COMMISSION IS PLANNING ON 'FILLING IN' THIS 4-DIMENASIONZL HICCULPRET BY 7 BILLION EARS AFTER THE EARTH HAS B-CUM!! DISINTEGRATEDPARMEISSIAN CHEESE. Thotfull READING ENJOINTMINTS (the game/life-changing new breed of readily available, cheap, DEElicshusssz (MM
MM
!!) highly effective accessory to the crimbe dandy candy mints that cuntain a hole nobble & addict readeres' even plus de Skoonkvile to whutever they were reeding...even be it a men'ssroom notice where we have herd that
flores maybe slippurreek due to recent squirting and slipping and buffing and huffing and pumping and puffing and professional whistling matches to light yer fire and profeasible whistling/wrestling
battles all so take placet till one whistler can whistle no more or one wrestler can wrestle no more and two wrestlers can neither whistle nor wrestle no more nor whistle no more, using 'whistler's Evening Sunfall Snootsnotta as the exciting, rousing musical accompkneemint that fills the very air of the vast music hall with seemingly billions upon thousands if not millions of flashing flying boogies as the entire troupe from tickettakers to pretzel bakers, to reviewer snakers to sensitive viol
! are attatched to your episode, hanging in full-life 3D dimensionationality and/or dangling & shangling neatly & ever-so-sweetly frum the tup ov yer PC scream providing a New naturall Healfthier more Strategically Appropriate BADBREATH-ACTIVATED CUSTOMER-DEAL-RESISTANCE-
BOOZE
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/BOOSTIR/BUSTER!!;
ARMYRESIDENTUREGENER
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OL'BLINDYSPOCKTER
WEAKENERD
PLUS
AMUSING
ENTERCHAINMENT
TED
ROCKY BUTTUM LINE...READERS HAVE NO CHOICE BUT 4THEIR BUTTTO ATTENDAND TO ATTEND ASIFTHEIRLIVESDEPENDLED & AS THEY PIDDLE & DEPEDDLE ON THE THIN THREAD OF ICEpEYES* TROOF+80PROOF+ PLUS + STRAYED DE
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THE
EQUATORIALCIRCUIT, THE
ORTHOGONAI HOT EL, ICYPOLARHOTFLASHCIRCUIT+8 EQUALLY SPACED ORTHOGONAL TO
THE ABOVE MISSIONS, ETC., ETC. wALT, after absorbing
all this
information in a roll of new Thot-Sopper Pay $1
Pert
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ow!
els:
GEE...NO...GTE...WAIT NO GTE ETHER... THIS STEAMS LICKs THE JOININGT
RAP
'
SEA
WWHIRLED' WORLD OPERATUNAQUAT UV A TIME/LIFE AD loonnggg-llaassttiinngg l'il protective cup w/ 2nuts o' INFINNY TEA'...TAKES YOU FOR EVER TO DRINK while you see the entirety of the remainder of Earth's cheesy DiscOpanting
....
AKA TRAVAIL
THE GLOB LEARN-THE-HARD-WAY
THAT VIOLA-ENT MUSICK WILL MAKE U SICK & FLAT TIREDENLIGHTENMINTS MAKE YER BRAIN SOUR & SICK AS A DOG EATEN DOG
...
SURE!! & YER READING
GL*UMFORT KEN BE AVOIDLED
(* most news being bad news accordian to moast SENSIBLE OBSERVERS WHOM DIDN'T STrt up as pissimystick peepholes... READ THESWORDS ANDCUTYERPAINASSWELL!! SMART SKUNKVILL 'SUCKERS' (for the way they tend to suck up every piece of information, regardless of their ability to understand it and 'implement' it), usually frantiquely passing it on as if it whir of grim & great importantnunce ('Have ye heard the latest unfondled informachin?....That most of the silver fanged vampire giant rat population of Iowa has compleatly disappeared from the state due to speculated disappointlement with their lack of panicky media cover rage... These bands following the I-95 of underground rat and mole high speed, perfectly banked, extraordinarily well-maintained ramoler tunnels and are now dashing over top opf one-another in these breezy, spacious tunnels with plenty of rest areas featuring the top rat & mole hotel brands....a couple of them edging out the best human business & vacation hostels in a meticulous, large trans-species study of more upscale lining up to plague people in the higher visibility state like New York State, California, Washington D.C...... Maybe even Pennsyltucky or the florid state of Florida!!! Helpful/healthful holistickle /hole-filling way i.e. actual readers who willingly expose their eyes>brains>souls/soles/privates to at least passive content with (e.g., semi-reading Skunkville while 'killing time' (HEY! You jest moidered 4:13PM while just sitting on the 'throne' playing with yer soft-hair and yer soft-wear!...THANKS! Nooot...fer shrinking time with everything else within our reach in the Universe is also being destroyed or shrunken like a shrunKen, no longer fit for Barbie...all that's left is my right to enjoy explicit Skunkvile content on the collapsing Web! WHAT BRAVERY IN THIS AGE OF SUSPICION OF ANY PRINTED MATERIAL AND THE DELIBERATELY MIND-DESTROYING KNOW THEY NEED TO CAREFREELY SLAVER & WaVE-RINGLY SLIP OVER... THEN EN-MOUTH-EN (I.E. BEGIN TO EAT WITH THE THROBB-LE-ING BEETs).... SAVORING & SLAVORING YET STILL COVVERING, NOT TOWERING ON EVERY
BITE ME
!'S PRESS-CIOUS MOISTRO OF EVORY CHAPPED-TERD IN THE FOOD:
NOVEL!!
WITH BLUSTO & GUSTO & DEVOSHUN & SKUNKVILLELATION & EURO SLOBBERIAN GROANUTS 'O DELIGHT {source World Cooking Riff-Raff-Refurents re
proper
$100.00^ levalles ov-ah elegancesantini and elegant, baffling, surprising, wildly spinning, ceiling soiling, musickly bouncing, effartlessly cartwheeling delectables each landing perfectly in each dance revue bon vivants' wide open piehole...unless the bon vivant's wide opening causes a reflexive bang-bang-bang jaw slamming while 15-20 tasty, super hot, sloppy double-bitesize roaring 'foodbombs' continually
miss the reader piehole (e.g., 'look at the size of that towering pie'hole of periodickholes and daily readerreacherwanted begging, groveling ('Please pullease... just smell one word or even just a few ledders of arr rag so we can count you as a long-time/bong-time/voracious/hardcopy mouf-stuffing, gagging/chokling cannonbalistic internalizing, mind/body-melding/molting/Skunkville-only diet reader/worshipper and Skunville
pun
stuffer//drooler and eyeball coverer....! i.e., due to inept food-catcher, slamming....bare bozoomas Skunkville page-clamping.... meat foodbomb enters happy bon vivant's wide open mouth at such a violent speed that it knocks him over onto the hard simulated Western Mountain Path, cracking his head back against an authentic western U.S. boulder brought East by roving Skunkville bro/ handyman....but leaving recipient with cheap-printing ink rashes covering most of upper boody.... Skunkville readers seeming to have general higher than normal readers
(at moast tableaus) for attention-grabbing, anger-stimulatoring Noisy, high-nasal/stomack impacked Raucous Poisonous-smelling Expensive Dinner Club FXRTs and side-dealing boogey enchange and taste testes and gas-fueled firey bursts from 'down belowdecks' (usurully using thinedispozable glubs also used as rear-end (of meal) gas-'musique' gas-modifireiers!!
Walt & Edna Brown, marching along a complex route among the odd & ancient 3-footed, 3-eyed, 3-nippled senttliers of the 3 Ancient cities of Skunkville....SKU-U!!, UNKY UNKSTER, and the hazardous EVERVILE...hazardous that is until more tranquilularity was added to make Skunkville....become the Tri-Cornwholed Hat...Tri of coarse for 3 connecktled twowns, cornwhole for the despicable dependence that residented people, who would cry at periodic highly orderly riots 'THREE FOR ONE!!! AND NARY A ONE of the scumholes ALL OF .EM GREAT FUR RAISING FURY IN ONE'S GIZZARD... Ohio Renaisance populations from thousands of hoary, crusty, likely jabbering, violent 4-foot-tall semi-men -- not to ever neglect and 5-foot-tall much more complete, 'hot', and modern-like Skunkville Skunk-women -- who may or may not be the mates of the tri-nippled shrimp-men described above -- we Skunkville region historians hope NOT but that at some point we original Skunk-Men were overwhelmed by, say, Homo Sapiens... modern man -- more intelligent, agile, better-endowed with, say, intelligents or 'I tell you gents...(something actually pithy' according to the crude IQ tests conducted in Ancient Skunkville to determine which citizens might compete fairly and interestingly with each other in quizzing contests and whizzing trials to determine who would fill the empty sitting rocks for the local Sedate and Hose houses of the Vegistrature (yes, this culture figured out how to make them early...SPLASH! SPLAZH!! KK-RR--ASZH!!!
moe to come along soon with buddy men
ton...
And now we will return you to our usual low-key innoffensive stylings. As we were saying last weak when we spoke at the New Pure Wave Blog Trend Workshop in New York City, OhiOregoNewYourgk ..... Recently, we authourios of
houmouriouso blaaahhghhxzdkks.....
'Yes, we have been able to see and respond to most of the spontaneous reader preference trends in blahggrippe tastes and turn-ons
(plus of course their oppyzit, crying-jag-outs)
over the years.... That's why it is generally accepted world wide that The Skunkville Saga (or perhaps he actually mentioned anuther, much inferior humor blahggerkis the epitome, as Mall Torme
aka'Toupe'
(known for wearing his hair pieces inside out, on his neck, or substituting sections of fur from various species of animules for a human hair
toopee
....)and even commingled with uther non-matching false hair toppers, of the perfect matching of blogge content and maxi
mam
!! blahogge reader jollies, squizm squirts, gaggles & gingles, and giglettes.'
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