'Gee!' A winded Walt exclaims as he sinks back into his own personal side of their over-padded passenger-swallowing 'Deep Throne' indentations -- Walt's deep, dark & seemingly endless twin-moon crevice located about midway on their long-standing but increasingly dilapdanceadated couch -- The Browns' aged but sturdy 1938 Castrongman Convergebull Soful-Couch... A brand that used to brag back then: 'So full of soleful feetchores & inyerface luxuries...theres nulbiddyerbuddy hose dun bitter at whet Soful dun did wen it comes to whetting appetights fer sitting 'n hitting exciting, adventuraneous croutch posistitions you ne'er believed cood been atcheaved......Its secret Castrong hidden croutch-cams enstalled on evory Peep 'n Recored Model Soful croutch... Con firm & asstour thet lotso-smokin'-hot legit Romaniance as swell as, fer those nontredishunanalists suckcesspool Illicit but status-fying, desperado, gymnastyck, frantictastic 'ltru lubst' &/er 'big-top-blowing hungry cirkuss 'luv' ockurs on ower (but ez terms) after wild ower in our'n Wily Bill 'Hip'-'puck' sofers & croutches!'....The company stressing the 'importins of The Big Free -- Crafts! Men!! Ships!' or what you Amerikaners might call a tension to de' tail!!... (Note: Castwrong Convergible Madrass management a bit stiff, crude, and errant in languorage, in the few terse, slow-moving interviews they granited.... (i.e., lots of long silences as they glared at us, or each othern, or look-ed out the big glass window hereyar in Ohio's Big A(pple?), Futuristickle AnAkronIzm, Oh?...hi?...oh.....
Castwrong a brand that resold uniquely imperfect sofas, each one providing a different mix and severity of annoying to potentially deadly (but they have lucked out so far...only a few near- decapitations and a few other less catastropical surprise flaws....but in every case the experienced Castwrong Emergency Re-Attachment docteur, famed spanish activist Dr. Fidel Sticks was somehow able to permanently re-attach & refurbish -- or replace the loose, elusive, rolling head...with one that looked AND funktioned as good or better than the 'oridge'!! (for peepholes who are losing our drift = person wuz reportedly better looking & more healthy and happy after the seemingly seamy, sourdud, terrible hackciident...and remembers the overall experience as pleasant, secure, unforgretable & enlightening!!). ...
Aswell as flawed brazieeres made to be worn roammanickyly (for 'Romin' babes hot for their own -- gentile, of chorus -- Seezer) on its CastWirong sofers (e.g., left side bilt fer short A-Cup gals, but right side conducive more to the great sagacity of eye-catching high capacity, bigger-in-always, including wizzdom, DDDD-cup matriarchs)...caused when the Brazier-a-Mantic, which can produce a cumpleted bra per second when its running full tiltage...) made by prestigious intimate (where gossip is Jim Konstantily buzzling...) manufacturers such as Melon Cowly Baby, Sweetness & Lite, or Pointillistic Re-revolution!
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