A little fun word play!

The Rules of (Forum) Engagement.


1.    The party of the first part ( you) will only refer to the party of the second part(me), when said party of the first part actually has uncommon knowledge in regards to the party of the second part.

2.    All parties (both of the first part and of the second part) will post with a valid ID, not created for the purposes of attacking because either of the parties is a chicken shit who is afraid to own their own words.

3.    The party of the second part reserves the right to call the party of the first part a chicken shit when the party of the first part has blatantly broken the party rule as lined out in section 2 of this notice.

4.    At no time may either the party; the first part or the party of the second part mention in a derogatory manner, the children of either of the parties engaged.

5.    Should the identity of the party of the first part become obvious to the party of the second part; either by word or action; the party of the second part reserves the right to out the true identity of party of the first part to anyone who cares to know, as well as any back story that might paint a clearer picture in regards to the neurosis afflicting the party of the first part.

6.    The party of the first part will take these rules as notice from the party of the second part where forum related communication is concerned.

7.    If the party of the first part can not come up with or otherwise produce a single original thought or accusation in regards to the party of the second part then the party of the first part will cease in their attempt at being witty and concede to defeat via stupidity.

8.    Should the party of the first part refuse to concede to defeat via stupidity then the party of the second part reserves the right to ostracize and/or otherwise embarrass the party of the first part either in whole or in part; at leisure.

9.    The party of the first part realizes and understands that attempts to conceal or otherwise hide their identity will only lend credence to any and all claims of Whackdom made by the party of the second part in reference to the party of the first part.

10.    For the purposes of this notice, the party of the first part refers to any Sock ID created because the party of the first part is, in fact, a chicken shit.

11.    For the purposes of this notice the party of the second part refers to the creator of this notice and/or anyone who wishes to use this notice.

12.    The party of the second part grants permission for use of this notice to any third party wishing to use it as long as the original (aka me) party of the second part is given credit for its creation.