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From:
WaltBrown44
Date:
1/10/18
WHY DUZ MY CHOICE OF
POSTING OPTIONS DRAMATICALLY XCLUDE, DUDE, POST NEWDENTRY
...ARE WE NOWL
'SILENTCED' FOR
G O O D
!
!
!
!
!
EDNA, AS SHE STREWGLES INEXCESS VALIENTLY, HER BUSSTED
B
LOUSSE RIPTORN PROVOCATIVELY BY THE
DENTSE
BRAT-ISH
HINDERBUSH-HECKS
that seem i
n tension, yet holey
al
ive
NAUt
ee
' especially...though leaving heaving chubby
bunghole-
ing
Walt alone in order to focus their disruptive, fien-dished ploys on wonderously ('I shur wundir if those curvaceous Edna Brown-featured 'curbs' are as sdollid and real' as their seams seam to be...Toby! ....
The
mulch
taller than under-sized (at least heightwhizedled Browns strungling threw the TALL UNDER- EBUSHES & BRUSHES short-legginged
SHE & WALT ARE
CUR-RUNTLY currentlree STRUG-HO!!-ling threw IN
HARVEST
NEAL's JUST 'ROLLED' MAN SOHECAN LOOK OR GAWK AT HIZZIFE -- IZ ZIT REELY A LOTT LIKE OURS WUZ,SWERE? a Lot like he a lot REALLY, READ HURRS. ISN'T HIZWEAR NOW A LOT LIKE YOUR WEAR & TEARS CURRENT-LEE?!?! OAR AT LEAKST HOW
YOU CA
WHIRR
N'T DISCOUNT HOWL YOU
2 GUYS WHIIRED
with
those beanie propelters on yer miswshappened headz
YOUR'
S
Wuzz??
!!!???..... WAL&T/EDNA CUM-CLAIM: NOT AT TALL -- IZ THIS SUM KINDA SICK JOKETTE TO HI-LITE HOW SHAB-BLILLY WE BROWNS AND OUR READHERRS REEDHURS who haqve tried to CuMPAIRE WITH LEGIT
S
T
A
RZs
like
MEDIA
Howie
....TO MARKET
WALT'S LIFE JACKET (thestretch-able LIFE JACKET he's worn every day since he wus borned/delivered or spontaneously APPEARED OUT OF NO-WEAR (born naked) ON E-BAYING OF hound-likecoswoomers whooo whooo whooo LIKE NEW BAYONNE WARSH&SWEAR JERSIES....
THE SPRY ELDER (NOW, BUT ONCE YOUNG
TRANSITIONING OVER TIME... WALT: 'If wewe cood jest stop all those daxned billions of CLUCKS
fur a bit...THEN the whole whirled would gradually slow down to nurmal and we mighten all live forever or as slong as we wantered!!!'CUPPLE EVEN WILLING TO PECK OR CRAWL OR BARERELL-ROLLE THEIR WAY THRU THE CLOGG-ED MESS IF THAT'S
WHOT!??
IT T-ACHES...FORTHE TWO TO REACH THEYAIR OB JECKYLTIFF OR TO HYDE NEHRUJACKIT BY SAHID'S 'EX' MARKETS THE
SPODT.....
....AS FAR AS 'BREAKING ON THRU TO THE
UTHER
SIDEREAL
SIDE
, WHERE WALCAREFULLY CANPUKES THAT THEY WILL ENCONTER SHIMMERING SCREENS OR JAMMERING JACKLES EACH OFFLERING JNSTANT ACCESS TO THE INNERDS OF THE HOUWSZEWHERE THE SEAMING RINGLARDNERS & RINGLEADERS IF ONE CAN SAY THAT THERE IS RHYME, REASON, POINT, POTENTIAL OUTCOME TO THIS CORNFUSING EPICSODE TO ANUTHER DIMENTIAN (GO BACK TO WHERE FROM WHENCE YOU CANED...And one other Thing: Never Return to Start ExPlooring A
New
Dimentian
, or to foolishly try to ha ha! HAAAAA!! LIKE A BROKEHEN WRECKORD TO RETURD TO WHERE YOU WHIRRED for a few wobbly moments as Beeflloorman?Beeforemn?
BeeF
oreman? REEFERAL Man?? ...BUT NERO A GAIN...JUST MORE PEEPLES LAUGHING ABOUT DUMB REPEATLING LIKE IDIOT ROWBUTS WHO NEED MAJOR OVERHAUL ON MICKANICKLE BRANES...capable of only rep eating of words that were made of food! RE-MAMBO THIT ONLY SHXTHEAD WOOD TRY DISASTRUSS IDEA FRUM BUTTUM OF CRAPPER
TWICET
LIKE A BROKEDEN WRECKEDGOURD..... THET'S RITE-AID....LIKET Pete & RePeat sxitting on a fence when Pete falls off and RePeat suggesticles that Pete repeat the SAME SUPER-LAME SPOTLIGHT DANCE TO AGAIN ENTRANCE THE GUARDS....USUERLY JUST ONE GUARD PER SHIFT ON A SKUNKVILLE HEIGHTS PROPERTY...and really the properties -- even in the Browns' older neighborehood -- while dilapidated with some outbuildings in a state of gradual collapde into a mess of rotted wood that attracts troublesome bad-tempered animuels & hobo squatters who seem to know bo diddley squat about proper appearance, landguage, morals, modern cure-alls, and common decentsy Billion$ research has proven beyond any questionHon? the witch you wood be repeating like a POINTLESSwreckered of lousy bad musick!! And you comb! TO SURPRISE YER OPPONENTS whooooooTURN OUT! TO BE ANUTHER TO BE Aunt Other of yer NEXTDOORER NEIGHBORES' (JIM & JILL JABBERLEE) of the HEAVILY PURRTECTORATEDED LAWAN.. EDNUH & WALLETTTE BROWNED FRUM THE MIDNITE SUN, PANTING WITH OVEREXERTION & BLIND EXCITEMENT TO BE MEATING A NEWEL JIM OR JIL NABORE.....BOTH BEAMING IN THE GATHERING DUSK DESPITE NOT BEING CLEAR AT ALL ON HOW TO READ THIS URKGENT MISHMOSHIN TO ALLOWELL A RABID RESPOUNCE TO....
AS SHE STARES UP AT THE BUFF, YOUNG, HANDSOME HIRED GUNMEN WHO ARE RACING ABUTT (CROPPING OVER-GROANED(NBORES' REAXION...)THE HIGHER WEEDS...INCLUDING THE WILLOWY LANE BRAWNY 10-FOOTERS THAT BLOCK NAYBERS FRUM CROSSING THE BROWNS' CLASSIC EYESORE....THE BROWNS' LAWN CHARACTERISTATICLING OVERGROANED WITH WEED, WHITCH THE BROWNS' POTENT ANY CHOKELY BURROWN & TOWERING, SUFFOCATINGLY 'CLOSE' AND OVERGROANED LAWNG WHITCH
TIPPY(IEEE!!...(THE (fictionally but in the BROWN'S vacamp plop thinking...envisioning even, elderlayed TIPSY the ALCOHOLEK!! )WONDER DAWG.... OF COARSE TIPSI
CPULLY THE TIPPSY THE WONDERDOG TV SHOW INCLEWEDS burly men telecoptering MACHETES around their odd-shaped, far-frum-round heads.... ALL STRAIGHTJACKETLY DISTRIBUBUTED AROUND A HEROICAL ANIMUL LIKE TIPSY TO ATHIE CLOSZE IN ON THE VALIANT CANARDINE....BUT THE NAME-O'S IN THE ROUGHHOUSERS'LARGE FLOORESCENCT
JACKIT!'S
FLASHING A GLARING
'
R.I.P WALT BROWHEN
AND
A
HEARTHY WELL COME EDNA!
ON THE BACKS OF THEIR
TIRE STRAITS
T-SHORTS....
BUT SUDANLY, WALT RIPS OFF HIS HEAVILY BUTTONED UP PEACOAT, SPRAYING THE FIRST THREE ROWS OF STOOPIDLY LEERING THUGS WITH AN UNPLEASANT LIQUID EMANATION.
THE HEAD THUG THEN ROARS AS HIS HARSH VOICE WAVERS LIKE A CRANKY BABY'S: 'THAT'S IT, TEAM....THHE 123 TO 4 ODD'S BOAD POURLY FOR THESE UNDERARMED STINKERS THAT MAKES UP THE 'SHXTTY BROWN TEAM!!'
L'IL BROWN DAWEGIES FIDDLES & PIDDLES GROWLING BACK INTO A HANDY LOUDFREAKER THAT ALERTS THEIR ENTITRE, USUALLY UNRESPONDSIEVE STREET :
'WHOO SAIDZO???....AS A HUGE SKYSCRAPPING FIGURE STEPS UP FRUM THE BEHIND OF THE BROWN'S....WHERE HE MUST HAVE BEEN LYING IN THE FLEATAIL CORNDITION...
WHAT....IS THIS POSSIBLE?? FIDDLES THE CAT, ONCE THE BROWNS' PET....BUT WHOM ONCE WAS TEMPTED BY THE ALVIN DORK SIDE OF THE FLASHING MOON TO ALIGN HIM/HERSELF (AFTER A NEEDED GENDER CHANGE OPERATIO) WITH THE DORK SIDE OF THE MOON TO TRADE OFF HIS OCCASIONAL ROLE IN SKUNKVILLE IN ORDER TO BE THE MOON'S PRIMARY AVENGER..... FOR ALL THE SUP-HOSE-DLY UNFAIR ASSOCIATIONS THAT HAVE BEEN MADE BETWEEN THE MOON AND DARKNESS AND ALSO OF EXPOSING ONE'S SCENICK 'BUTTE'..... NOW RISES TO HIS FULL CRATER-POCKED HEIGHT OF 1,000 FEET FARENHEIGHT....as the baddies scramble to reach their nearest surface Escape Hatch (EH Token or 77cents exacto change-o)
The bad guys digging deep into their ripped pocquettes, findling and fondling none of thr EXACT CHANGE REQUIRED then raking their beady/glowing eyes around at each uther as they reach for their most may hem effective.....
BUT....the luck doesn't seam to be goingk the badd guise way 2-day!
Cries one....'OH NO...I CAN'T EVEN
FIND
MY HEM to stop the nasty chaffing that's been bungholing like a stranage bunghle sqwawking max-valiume gibberashle in my ear AND werst yit, also mine
r
ea
r
!!....let alone my crooked as a pretzhell MayHemliner....'
DID YOU KNOW: That to APPLEY a new Epi-Sode into this Novel zone, the writeur needs to produce numerous evidentses of the probabable truth of her/his identitties -- if he has moore than onette but hopefully no moor then two identtitties....whether they be disouraging flats or flaps.....or eye bulging/exploading werks of Art..... p'raps the best fem-figure artiste in OHIGHOOO? Butt Creativves must also demonstrape an
amplitude.
..Dude... to write coherent, largely error-free prose that clearly reflects the evolving realwart stowry like the definitive sharp, crisp morning sun-shadows on the alert strding-Right, driving, careening, thumbling, bungling, tumbling mourning-hoofing travailers
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