One day, Fritz and his friend, Johann Smartholemew Schmeckpeeper, were taking a nice walk through the Tulgey Wood when they came upon a most curious object. It was a figure constructed of metal, but it was badly rusted and covered with weeds and creepers.

They would have done well to leave it alone...

See what happens here:
http://www.fritzthegnome.com/fritzpics126.html