Oh my dear gourd, they're meeping!
That's right, brothers and sisters, the end is nigh, and the very devil has invaded our school systems, students are being led down a path that will surely end up in no good way.
My friends, there's a plot afoot, and it's being perpetated on that tablet of evil, the paper of the devil, the scourge of the internetwaves, that beelzebub homeland, Facebook.
Students are planning to say "meep!"
That's right, "meep." They'll say it to your face. They'll say it to your back. They'll say it with contempt, with horror, in disbelief, or when they can think of no other word or expression to deliver their message of utter nothingness for you, your system. and your American way of life. Make note, parents, teachers, friends and coaches, you're going to be meeped.
Citizens, stand up and take notice: your students have been corrupted by the likes of that muppet Beaker, and the racy, rascally rapscallion, Roadrunner. Children's television programming, indeed, it's indoctrination, my friends, and it will be the downfall of our society!
Meep!
Don't allow this whisper of Pandora to be persued by the pupils in your public schools. Stand up, sit down, fight, fight, fight!
Link to Salem News story that explains that the principal has banned the word "meep", because... well, who the hell really knows why.